Friday, July 10, 2009

Consequences

For those of you who don't understand the consequences of longboarding, they are severe, and with a sport that’s so extreme that people take pictures of flat-ground grabs in Parking Lots, Little Bobby here really fucked himself. First, his mom is probably going to be furious, she didn't buy those wrist guards for no reason. Second of all, Bobby... You really fucked yourself here, with that little smile in the background, I know that you haven’t kissed a girl yet, and with your 3rd layer of skin hanging off, you're really going to have a hard time beating off to victories secret catalogue pictures that you steal from your mom. I bet the 6 year-old kids you baby-sit think you are core though. Way to go Bobby, You set the standard for a new low.

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