Monday, July 20, 2009

Grabz

Tweak it Frank!! Out for a quick December ride down the block huh? Look at that boned out INDY GRAB. Perfect form, knees almost locked, eyes on the mo'fuckin' prize. I see you wore a hoody under the track jacket as well in case shit hits the fan and those intense grabs get you sweating. Then you can just tear off a layer and continue to light up the pavement. Best have the icy hot ready though you old geezer-ass ninny. You've got to be at least 45 and raging that hard on a longboard could be dangerous. How about you get a family so you can spend time with them instead of lone-rangering it on a wack-ass longboard? Or maybe your wife kicked you out because you were spending too much time shredding the streets, bro-ing with kids half your age and smoking weed under the bridge by the skatepark wishing you were still 15 instead of teaching your son to play catch like any normal, non-douchebag, responsible family man would. Make this your last chauncy-ass grab and go get a life Frank. No jk or lol.

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