Monday, July 13, 2009

Motocross Helmet. Really?

Kowabunga Kev! Are you even moving? Why are you wearing a motocross helmet? Oh, I see, you put the helmet on just in case you started rolling during that dumb ass photo pose you thought was super “rad” for your myspace page. Fuck my-fucking-space, get a Twitter, so you can tweet about how you’re the youngest kid that has ever needed Viagra. And what about pads? If you need a motocross helmet you’re probably planning on taking those sweet ABEC-3 Walmart bearings to the limit, flexing through S-curves close to the legal speed limit. At least put on some wrist protectors to make this shit photo realistic you prepubescent dildo.

1 comment:

  1. Kowabunga Kev! Are you even moving? Why are you wearing a motocross helmet? Oh, I see, you put the helmet on just in case you started ... longboardhelmet.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete