Monday, July 13, 2009

Motocross Helmet. Really?

Kowabunga Kev! Are you even moving? Why are you wearing a motocross helmet? Oh, I see, you put the helmet on just in case you started rolling during that dumb ass photo pose you thought was super “rad” for your myspace page. Fuck my-fucking-space, get a Twitter, so you can tweet about how you’re the youngest kid that has ever needed Viagra. And what about pads? If you need a motocross helmet you’re probably planning on taking those sweet ABEC-3 Walmart bearings to the limit, flexing through S-curves close to the legal speed limit. At least put on some wrist protectors to make this shit photo realistic you prepubescent dildo.

2 comments:

  1. You are a dumb ass for posting this! And basically you and your stupid website are stupid! Use common sense dumb shit, if you are going fast into your slide you need to be wearing one of those helmets! You are a moron!

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  2. Kowabunga Kev! Are you even moving? Why are you wearing a motocross helmet? Oh, I see, you put the helmet on just in case you started ... longboardhelmet.blogspot.com

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