Friday, July 10, 2009

Honey! Quick take a picture

Oh shit! Be Careful Raul, I’m sure your kids are super nervous with all your weight on the front of the board like that! I was just curious as to your choice of outerwear, all these pics of pro longboarders that I see have speed suits and helmets involved. You my friend are balls to the wall. Winning races while doing tricks is one thing, but winning in your PJs!!! That’s just cruel… At least I know your eyes will be safe with those Oakley razorblades I know you have in that Fanny Pack, for optimum protection and aerodynamics. And ladies I’ll let you in on a secret. Raul also keeps Trojan Magnums in that pack, because you know he just slays pussy in his trophy room on the daily.

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